Standard (EADGBE)

 She's sittin' by the water where the river gets wide,

 Think about swimming to the other side,

 Got a "Marlboro" Red, and a can of cold "Bud"

 Toes squished down in the Arkansas mud,

 Hey Mister! Ya, I kissed her!

 Son! You ought to see her sister!!!...

 You've got to give a little something to a cool dark cat,

 Finding him a woman who could shake like that,

Chorus

 HOTTIE! She's a Hottie!!! Got a smokin' little body!

 String bikini and a barbed-wire tat

 She's a rockin' that cowboy hat!

 HOTTIE! She's a Hottie!!! and just a little bit naughty!

 Kayay digidigy, Kayay digidigy, yey HEY hey HEY...

Verse

She's slappin' down a dam

Where the moss gets thick,

A yellin' "YeeHaw!" she's a red-neck chick,

Spittin' in the fire, puttin' on a show, struttin like a chicken to the radio,

Hey Slick! She's a hick!!!

Hmmm. and her buttermilk lipstick

Give a little something to a cool dark cat,

Finding him a woman who could shake like that,

Chorus

Verse

Dress her up boys, I took her from the farm,

I brought her downtown, I hung her on my arm,

You've got to give a little somethin' to a cool dark cat,

Finding him a woman who could walk like that!

Chorus

Singing Kayay digidigy, Kayay digidigy

Yey hey HEY hey HEY...

(Instrumental Music)

Singing Kayay digidigy, Kayay digidigy, Yey HEY hey HEY...