Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer.
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.
Why buy a gallan, when its cheaper by the barrel.
Just dont be busted singin Christmas Carols.
Chorus
Thats us, Thats right,
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how, the world keeps turning
Look ma, no hands,
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Verse
Momma gets her rocks off, watchin desperate housewives
Daddy works his can off, payin for the good life.
Kids on the you tube, learnin how to be cool
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.
Chorus
Poor little Lithamus, Americas town
She gained five pounds, and she lost the crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
Got herself a record deal, Can't even sing a note
Verse
Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
Customs caught a kid with an aerosol can
If the shoe dont fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.
Chorus 2
Thats us, Thats right,
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how, the world keeps turning
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
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