Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer.

Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.

Why buy a gallan, when its cheaper by the barrel.

 Just don’t be busted singin Christmas Carols.

Chorus

That’s us, That’s right,

Gotta love this American ride.

Both ends of the ozone burnin

Funny how, the world keeps turning

Look ma, no hands,

I love this American ride.

Gotta love this American ride.

Verse

Momma gets her rocks off, watchin desperate housewives

Daddy works his can off, payin for the good life.

Kids on the you tube, learnin how to be cool

Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.

Chorus

Poor little Lithamus, Americas town

She gained five pounds, and she lost the crown.

Quick fix plastic surgical antidote

Got herself a record deal, Can't even sing a note

Verse

Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller

Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars

Customs caught a kid with an aerosol can

 If the shoe don’t fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.

Chorus 2

That’s us, That’s right,

Gotta love this American ride.

Both ends of the ozone burnin

Funny how, the world keeps turning

Hot dog, Hot damn

I love this American ride.

Gotta love this American ride.

Oh Yeah!

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