Standard (EADGBE)
If you're gonna be so ill tempered, I don't know why you're still around
There ain't no curfew on hard living in this poorly painted town
So leave the bottle where you found it, and let me lay here on the ground
Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just bring me down
I was drinking when I met you, and I'll be drunk when you leave
And I'll be drinking to forget you, I guess I'll do just what I please
Well a woman is just a memory from which the bottle gives relief
Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just give me grief.
Waking up drunk makes me happy, and I'm about as happy as I can be.
In one end and out the other, you got a sister, you got a brother
Take the piss, but give a holler, I'll see you when you lose your collier
And I know more about my future than I do about my past
So if you got something that you wanna tell me, baby
You better make it fast
Shot of whisky, glass of stout
That'll cure a ghost sound
Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just bring me down
Whoa-oh you just bring me down X 4