Standard (EADGBE)

 I might be a rock star, but i'll never be a critic

 I might like porno but Baywatch is fucking sick!

 I might have screwed you sister, but i'll never screw your mum

 I might have gone to uni, but at least i know im dumb

 I might be a cunt whoa oh

 I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!

 I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun

 I might not be homosexual, but i've slept with a guy who's one

 I might agree with Jesus, but i ain't got no religious belief

 At least i clean the drops up when i piss on the toilet seat.

 I might be a cunt whoa oh

 I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!

Knicker knicker knob me????

 I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows

 I might watch a current affair, but i watch frontline also

 I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've gotta wonder?

 I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey what's your mum's number?

 I might be a cunt whoa oh

 I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!

 but im not a fucking cunt!

 but im not a fucking cunt!