Standard (EADGBE)

(x4) (bass line --)

(verse)

Who am I? Do you recognize me?

Of course you don't. I'm nobody.

I have no money. I have no name.

I tear the tickets at the hall of fame.

(chorus)

I buy my dinner at the seven-eleven

Eat it in the kitchen while I watch TV

I like my free time and I love my wife

You'll find my number on the B-side of life

(verse)

Once I got lucky. I had a band

We had a song it got to number 3

Made lots of money. Made lots of friends

Had lots of pretty people hangin' 'round me

Now all I want is a place to hide

To feel safe from the chaos outside

 A cold refrigerator, a warm bed

 A place where no one will stick a gun to my head

(chorus)

I buy my dinner at the seven-eleven

Eat it in the kitchen while I watch TV

I like my free time and I love my wife

We're happy living on the B-side of life

(bridge)

We had a key to the city

 But the rooms it did unlock

Were full of over-priced portraits

 Engaged in cheap small talk

(verse)

 So turn out the lights, turn up the radio

Don't know the singer but I love that song

I know that I'm no Baryshnikov baby

But I wanna dance with you all night long

(verse no lyrics - Oooh oooh etc...)

(chorus)

I'll buy you dinner at the seven-eleven

Eat it in the kitchen while we watch TV

Tonight's my birthday. Let's have a party

 I'm thirty with a bullet from the B-side of life

Note: If you don't like playing all of these barre chords, you can transpose it down a half step.

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