Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse 1

 She's got a nice body Her hair is dark

 When she take's it doggy style She likes to bark

Not that I would know A little birdy told me

 Excuse me while I go masturbate

Chorus

I lover her She hates me

She's got a great personality

I've got a secret crush

I've got a secret crush

Verse 2

She's really smart, I think she's keen

Outside her window I can never be seen

I fantasize all day, while laying in the grass

Of her putting objects up my ass

Riff1

Chorus

Interlude

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Verse 3

I saw her at the movies, with some other guy

I got so depressed that I wanted to cry

So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg

To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg

Riff 1

Chorus

Outro

I've got a secret crush

I've got a secret crush