Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
x2
Verse 1
She's got a nice body Her hair is dark
When she take's it doggy style She likes to bark
Not that I would know A little birdy told me
Excuse me while I go masturbate
Chorus
I lover her She hates me
She's got a great personality
I've got a secret crush
I've got a secret crush
Verse 2
She's really smart, I think she's keen
Outside her window I can never be seen
I fantasize all day, while laying in the grass
Of her putting objects up my ass
Riff1
Chorus
Interlude
x2
Verse 3
I saw her at the movies, with some other guy
I got so depressed that I wanted to cry
So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg
To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg
Riff 1
Chorus
Outro
I've got a secret crush
I've got a secret crush