I Could Be Wrong Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AI guess I'm tired of Oprah CWinfrey's ass

 Tellin' Gme every move to Dmake

AAnd I'm tired of Martha SCtewart's ass

 Tellin' Gme how to bake a cDake

AAnd I've just about Chad my fill

 Of GDoctor fucking DPhil

ATired of looking at CTiger's ass

 And ShGaquil O' fucking NDeal

GParis Hilton could fDuck up a county fAair

GJust proof that you can be Dstupid

EAnd still be a billion-fucking-aire

AI'm tired of SCimon's ass tellin' pGeople that they can't Dsing

AI'd fire Donald TCrump's ass for knGowing every fucking thDing

AJenn and Brad and ACngelina's ass

 I'm about tGired of lookin' at tDhem

AAnd I'm about ready for CHollywood's ass

 To rGun out of fucking fDilm!

GI'm tired of Deverything on ATV

GEverybody loves RDaymond

EExcept for fucking me!

AI'm tired of that LCance's ass

 In GFrance ridin' on a Dbike

AAnd I could purty Cmuch give a damn

 What sGome actress's dress looks lDike

AIt'd be nice if HCip-Hop's ass would finally lGearn to play three Dcords

AAnd I'm about fed up with CNashville's ass

 And the "GHand-me-a-trophy" aDwards

GBarry Bonds Dhittin' a bunch of fake home rAuns

GAnd that fake-ass Larry Dthe Cable's ass

 And EGit Er fucking Done!

AI'd like to watch fCootball's ass

GWithout worryin' about DB.O.

AAnd I'm resolved to tell CW's ass

 Where the Gfuck he can fucking Dgo

AI'd be the first to sCecond

 Tellin' the tGhird world what the fuck they can fDucking do!

AIt'd be fun to watch MCel Gibson's ass gettin' Gwhipped by the JDews

AI'm tired of my Cown ass sGinging this fucking sDong

AThere's a lot of people's Cass I'm tired of

 But the lGist's too fucking Dlong!

 And I could be wGrong...

 OHH, I could be wArong!

sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong