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Intro

 All my carefully measured metaphor

 All my flat nine dominant seven chords

 All of my shtick

 My lyrical trickery

 All of those bows

All that applause

All my intertextuality

All my self-aware hypocrisy

All of those rhymes

My irregular times

All my softly spoken sophistry

All my make-up, all my lights

All my photo shoots in tights

All my pretensions

All my intentions

All my glitzy opening nights

 All my brow-dependent jokes

 All my mirror balls and smoke

 All my tilts at wit and whimsy

 All my poetry

 My swear words and my smut

 Will never get as many hit's as

 Kittens Waking Up