The Song For Phil Daoust Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 The C -> B on "journal-oust" is very rough and needs improvement.

 I think the C♯m with the decending root sounds right, but I'm not sure.

Transcribing piano tunes on guitar is hard :(

Song For Phil Daoust

by Tim Minchin

EThis is a song for Phil G♯Daoust:

 occasional AGuardian Newspaper Cjournal-Boust.

EI never ever ever G♯mentioned your name,

 or the Areview that you wrote, when I was Bnew to this game.

C♯mBut now the time has C♯mcomeC,

 I think I've C♯mdealBt with my feelings at C♯mlastA♯.

 I F♯mreally wanna forgive ya Phil,

 yeah I Bwanna put the past in the past-Aa B

 Oh and as Ethis is such a big G♯tour,

 I Athought I outta take the opporCtuniBty.

 'Cause there's a Epretty good chance somebody G♯out there will know you,

AMaybe they would pass on a Bmessage for me.

C♯mJust wanna say, Phil C♯mDaouCst, occasional C♯mGuarBdian Newspaper C♯mjourA♯nal-oust,

 That it's F♯mbeen three years since you wrote it,

 and G♯mtime is very healing.

 But I Astill wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face

 and Bmake your children watch while I force you to eat them.

AYeah I Bwanna make your children watch you eat your own face-meat.

E B

Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong

C♯mThis is my G♯mPhil Doust Song,

AEverybody Esing along,

ALa la la la la la la,

 I Bhope one of your family' members Edies.

 Phil, BDing Dang Dong.

C♯mI've written you this G♯mspecial song,

Ato help you get the Eattention -

 you Aobviously, Bdesperately lack.

And I know that you're a smart man,

and with such a fine mind, I guess it has to be hard-

To resist throwing narcissistic, intellectual tantrums in the supermarket isles of

your self-regard.

Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, I know it must be really hard to be a journal-oust.

While a deadlines always looming, and the pressure to be entertaining.

So maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be better at - like killing

yourself, you fucking cunt.

DingThis Dangis myDing PhilDang DousDongt Song,

Everybody sing along,

Tra la la la la la la,

I hope something you love catches on fire.

Phil, Ding Dang Dong.

I've written you this special song,

to show how far I've come along -

in my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback.

You fucking poo-face.