Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Somewhere in your wardrobe I'd be willing to bet

 there's a t-shirt probly bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara

(anyway, on with the show)

 He was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool hat

 but behind the design I think you might find it's not quite as simple as that

(funky bit)

Che was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophooooobe x2

Chorus

 This is my song in defence of the fence

 A little sing along, a tribute to ambivalence

 The more you know the harder you will find it

 To make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find

 You can't see which grass is greener

 Chances are it's neither and either way it's easier

 To see the difference when you're sitting on the fence

Verse 2

Somewhere in your house I'd be willing to bet

 there's a picture of that grinning hippy from Tibet - the Dalai Llama

(funky town)

 He's a lovely, funny fella, he does good stuff galore

 but let's not forget that back in Tibet those funky monks used to dick the poor yeah

(funktaculous)

 And the [Buddhist slime?] about future lives is the perfect way to stop the powerless

rising up

 And he tells the poor they will live again, cos he's rich now so it's easy for him to say

[Chrous]

 I'm taking a stand in defence of the fence

 I got a little band playing anthems to ambivalence

 We divide the world into terrorists and heroes

 Into normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos

 Into things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer

 And the things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in

the future

 We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened

 Into wrong and into right and into black and into white and

 into real men and fairies, into status quo and scary

 yeah we want the world binary, binary, but it's not that simple.

Break

terrible hand diagram -> _||||

Fingers for each note:

4 4 4 4

3 1 1

2 2 2 2

(1) (2)

And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive

(3) (4)

Yea your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive

(1) (2)

And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive

(3) -stop-

Well so does your baby, maybe you oughta trade HIM in for a Prius

ROCK! (no idea how this would work on an acoustic, but if you want you can hit an F for

a few bars while shaking your head around like a maniac)

Chorus

 I'm taking a stand in defence of the fence

 I got a little band playing tributes to ambivalence

 We divide the world into liberals and gun-freaks

 Into atheists and fundies, into tee-tot'lers and junkies

 Into chemical and natural, into fictional and factual

 Into science and supernatural, but it's actually naturally not that white and black

you'll be

 Dividing us into terrorists and heroes

 Into normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos

 Into things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer

 And things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance that in the future

 We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened

 Into wrong and into right and into black and into white and

 into real men and fairies, into status quo and scary

 yeah we want the world binary, binary, 00 11 - 01!

 The more you know the harder you will find it

 To make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find

 You can't see which grass is greener

 Chances are it's neither and either way it's easier

 To see the difference when you're sitting on the fence