If You Really Loved Me Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 If you really lGmoved me

 the D7/F♯way you say you do

A♯/FIf you love me half as much

 as C7I lEove you

 You would Cm7plucD♯k a planet from the A♯sky

 You’d Ause a star to dot the “Di”

 In I love Gmyou... D7/F♯that is what you’d do

 You'd A♯/Ftake a dreary day

 and you would C7paiEnt it blue

 If you lCm7ovedD♯ me unconditionA♯ally

AThese are the things

 that you would do for Dme

Because I need you

Like a fish needs the sea

Like a fire needs oxygen

Like a flower needs a bee

And if you really care for me

You’d let me video you while you wee

Standing up in the bath,

I shouldn’t even have to ask

Perhaps you’ll even store

a little more in a flask

These are just the things that people do

 When their Alove for oneD another is Gmtrue

Ba da da

We go together

Like a cracker and Brie

Like racism and ignorance

Like bling and R&B

But if you really want to show you care

You’d let me wear your underwear

When we visit your mum's,

it's a bit of harmless fun

I just like talking about your childhood

with some lace between my buns

There’s no reason for a big to-do

If your love for one another is true

Ba da da

We go together

Like a bird in a nest

Like Internet and porn

Like guns and the US

And if you love me

like you say that you do

You'd purchase forty cockatoo

And teach them to fly

in formation in the sky

And shit the words “Tim is God”

on my ex-girlfriend’s Hyundai

Sure, it might be easier with doves

But shirking challenges is not what love

 Is all D♯about

DLove is not all wine and D♯roses

DSometimes it’s handcuffs and D♯cheese

C/ENo-one said love is for Ffree

 And iAm/Ef you agree with that

 You'll sing me CmpasD♯sages from the Koran

 wearing D7nothing but a Bob the Builder Gmhat

Dmaj#5/Gb (or... D/Gb)

To the tune of waltzing Matilda

 I just DmlovFe the combination of GmIslEam,

 nationalism andD♯ buFil--Fder E

--*SOLO*-- (Best of luck...)

(Builder)

(Islam)

(Nationalism)

(And a little bitty builder)

(Islam)

(Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy)

(And Bob the fucking Builder)

... (Let Bob the fucking Builder!)

 Because I Amneed you

 Like a E7ticG♯k needs a tock

 Like C/Gbananas need pyjamas

 Like a D7/F♯nun needs cock

 But if you Dm7wantF to put your love for me Cfirst

 You Bwouldn’t go through childEbirth

 You’d agree to Amadopt

 so that E7youG♯ could stay thin

 We’ll get a C/GChinese kid,

 it could D7/F♯teach us Mandarin

 And Dm7commFunists don’t make as much Cnoise

 And they’re Breally good

 at Esharing their Amtoys G

 Because I Cmdig you

 Like an G/BAussie digs pies

 Like D♯Born-Agains dig Jesus

 Like F7JesAus dug guys

 And if you Fm7loveG♯ me unconditionaGlly

 You’d Ddo my tax return for Gme

 Cos it’s way oveCmrdue,

 and G/BI just don’t know,

 I D♯guess I’m self-employed

 but do I F7stiAll pay as I go?

 And does the tFm7hresG♯hold apply to Gme?

 And should I Cregister for GSTG?

 And if you Clove me unconditionGally

 Would you Alet me videDo you while you weGme?

 Assuming there's nothing worth watching on the ABCC