Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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Black socks, no shoes, chuggin cans of mountain dew
T-shirt, boxer shorts, Imma lazy boy watching sports
And eatin cheetos just as fast as I can
Might as well face it I'm an old white man
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Work hard, pay the bills, call my buddys fire up the grill
Hot dogs, baked beans, love handle spillin over my jeans
And swattin flies with the back of my hand
Might as well face it I'm an old white man
Shut this, close that, get your hands off my thermostat
Flat screen, golf clubs, makin payments on a new hot tub
Already spent my retirement plan
Lord have mercy I'm an old white man