Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
You won't, talk to me,
and you won't, go out with me,
I ask why? and you say,
it's 'cause I work at Subway
Verse 2
You don't like my songs,
and how I, make footlongs,
I don't, know what to say,
'Cause I work at Subway.
Chorus 1
(Tell me why?) I know, I've heard all of your jokes,
(Tell me why?) I know, I still live with my folks,
(Tell me why?) and I'll be thirty-five in May,
and I work at Subway.
Verse 3
You don't, like onions,
and you don't, like Funions,
I know, I wish it wasn't that way.
But, I work at Subway
Chorus 2
(Tell me why?) You tell me I should turn the page,
(Tell me why?) just because I make minimum wage
I'll take you out. But, you'll have to pay,
'Cause I work at Subway!
Bridge
All though I can buy you presents and things,
listen to what I say. (Yeah)
All though I'm a slob, I'll try to get a good job,
as a fry cook at Chick-Fi-La.
Verse 1
You won't, talk to me,
and you won't, go out with me,
I ask why? and you say,
it's 'cause I work at Subway.
'cause I work at Subway.