Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 You won't, talk to me,

 and you won't, go out with me,

 I ask why? and you say,

 it's 'cause I work at Subway

Verse 2

 You don't like my songs,

 and how I, make footlongs,

 I don't, know what to say,

 'Cause I work at Subway.

Chorus 1

 (Tell me why?) I know, I've heard all of your jokes,

 (Tell me why?) I know, I still live with my folks,

 (Tell me why?) and I'll be thirty-five in May,

and I work at Subway.

Verse 3

 You don't, like onions,

 and you don't, like Funions,

 I know, I wish it wasn't that way.

But, I work at Subway

Chorus 2

 (Tell me why?) You tell me I should turn the page,

 (Tell me why?) just because I make minimum wage

 I'll take you out. But, you'll have to pay,

 'Cause I work at Subway!

Bridge

All though I can buy you presents and things,

 listen to what I say. (Yeah)

 All though I'm a slob, I'll try to get a good job,

 as a fry cook at Chick-Fi-La.

Verse 1

 You won't, talk to me,

 and you won't, go out with me,

 I ask why? and you say,

 it's 'cause I work at Subway.

 'cause I work at Subway.