Standard (EADGBE)
Edith Sitwell giving readings, 14 Moscow Road
Osbert's giving champagne parties, Sachie's got a cold
Gertrude's hanging pictures, Alice making tea
Me, I do the only thing that still makes sense to me
I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock
John and Yoko farming beef, raising protein quota
Sometimes they make love and art, inside their Dakota
Rodney's feeling sexy, Mick is really frightfully bold
Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old
I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock, I do the Rock Rock Rock
Well, it's stimulating
Solzhenitsyn feels exposed build a barbed-wired prison
Nietzsches six feet under but his babies still got rhythm
Einstein's celebrating ten decades but I'm afraid philosophy
is just too much responsibility for me
I do the Rock, I do the Rock
Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean, Best and Colin Cowdrey
Little Mo, Virginia Wade, Pistol Pete and O.J.
I've always like Di Maggio and Rockne's pretty cute you know
I could never whack a ball with such velocity
I do the Rock, I do the Rock, I do the Rock
It's stimulating - I'm a keen student
Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza, Jaclyn, Kate and Farah
Meg and Roddy, John Travolta, Governor Brown and Linda
Interview and People Magazine, Miss Rona and the Queen
It must be really frightful to attract publicity
I do the Rock, Myself, I do the Rock
Carter, Begin and Sadat, Brezhnev, Teng and Castro
everyday negotiate us closer to disastrous
Idi Amin and the Shah, and Al Fatah is quite bizarre
I could never get the hang of ideology
I do the Rock, I do the Rock