Standard (EADGBE)

 You know I love you oh my darling

 you know I love to tell you it

 You know I’d die for you my sweetheart

 I hesitate to stir the shit

 I know you’re kind I know you’re generous

 and on your shoulder there’s no chip

 Its just a small thing oh my darling

 your very presence makes me sick

 And your compassion is unequalled

 I’m worthy not your boots to lick

 You are an angel pure and simple

 for your presence I’m not fit

 You really do deserve a husband

 Caring, young and kind and rich

 Its just a small thing oh my darling

 Your very presence makes me sick

 You’re so witty and so charming

 you put to shame those country hicks

 It’s just a small thing oh my darling

 your very presence makes me sick