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Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

 She was living in suburbia in a nice big house

All the bills were paid for the garden faced south

 The carpet was a thick and shaggy pile

 Her neighbours drank her coffee were polite and smiled

Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

Husband in insurance he earned a tidy sum

Children all happy having lots of fun

One-day mummy woke up and said what does it all mean

Now she’s in the mental home and thinks she is the Queen

Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

One day mummy woke up said what’s it all about

Now she’s in the mental home and throws herself about

On her tombstone you can read the lie

 That she was a good mummy till the day she died

Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

Mummy my mummy

 My mummy’s in a mental home

 Mental home...