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Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
She was living in suburbia in a nice big house
All the bills were paid for the garden faced south
The carpet was a thick and shaggy pile
Her neighbours drank her coffee were polite and smiled
Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
Husband in insurance he earned a tidy sum
Children all happy having lots of fun
One-day mummy woke up and said what does it all mean
Now shes in the mental home and thinks she is the Queen
Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
One day mummy woke up said whats it all about
Now shes in the mental home and throws herself about
On her tombstone you can read the lie
That she was a good mummy till the day she died
Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
Mummy my mummy
My mummys in a mental home
Mental home...