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i picked up this lady in a store, she dropped her stuff

 and tripped on it, so i picked her up

i said, everybody falls down

once you meet the man you want

 you'll know 'cause you see red

 like making honey 'til he stings you in the head

 fall down fall down

 kate collected postcards when she felt too alone

 in case no friends of hers could get her on the phone

 fall down fall down

her husband was in line behind her

 not everybody falls down

 you're so old, i said, what happened?

if you eat her lipstick you consume her jealous rage

 they get you in the mouth, those girls

 fall down fall down

 juan collected things in cans, he felt he wasn't safe

 see, his girlfriend took some when she went away

 fall down fall down

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nothing ever happens here, i said,

 i just wait

 i showed this guy my pictures

 he said they didn't breathe

 i said i painted them that way

kind of hanging on his sleeve

 fall down fall down

i showed this girl my stitches

 she said she had some too

 she said she thinks she'll start a rock band too

 fall down fall down

i hope you fall so fast and hard that you get me