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  There's a house at the top of a tree

  There's a house at the top of a tree

  In the house there's a room

  In the room there's a chair

  And sitting in the chair is

  Y - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o -u

  There's a nose at the end of a snout

  Of a dog with his head out the window

  Of a car that's driving away from a tree

  And at the top of the tree

  There's a house, and in the house

  There's a room, and in the room

  There's a chair, and in the chair is

  Y - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o -u

  There's a plan to eat the house

  In the mind of a mouse in the woods

  And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected

  By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog

  And the dog has his head out the window of a car

  And the car is driving away from a tree

  And at the top of the tree

  There's a house, and in the house

  There's a room, and in the room

  There's a chair, and in the chair is

  Y - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o -u

  There are no more potato chips left

  In the empty bag in your hand

  And the crumpling sound of the empty bag

  Makes the mice get mad and when the mice get mad

  It leads to a plan to eat the house

  And the plans in the mind of a mouse in the woods

  And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected

  By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog

  And the dog has his head out the window of a car

  And the car is driving away from a tree

  And at the top of the tree

  There's a house, and in the house

  There's a room, and in the room

  There's a chair, and in the chair is

  Y - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o -u

  And the reason there are no more chips

  In the empty bag in your hand

  Is that the crumpling sound of the empty bag

  Makes the mice get mad, which leads to a plan

  To eat the house, but just in time

  The dog arrives to give to the mouse

  The potato chips that you took from the bag

  And gave to the dog to deliver to the mouse

  So the mouse would not eat

  Y - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o -u