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Do you think there's somebody out there

Someone else who's better than the one you've got?

 Well there's not, there's not

When I talk you keep looking away from me

Because you probably think that I'm high on pot

 But I'm not, I'm not

Look me over I'm the Cap'm

You say it's such a joke

 But I don't see you laughing

People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm

Unless you drive a boat

 Well, I don't

 I don't

Look me over I'm the Cap'm

Go ahead and mess with me

 You'll find out what will happ'm

Sit beside me at the helm

Yeah, this is what I call the helm

And this button here is the fast-forward button

Did you say what I think you just said

 My hat looks good on me?

 I agree, I agree

Look me over I'm the Cap'm

You act like it's a joke, but I don't see you laughing

People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm

 Unless you drive a boat

 Well, I don't

 I don't

 I don't

 I don't

 I don't