Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 I went for a walk on a stalk, on a stalk of wheat

 And it felt like a trillion feet

 I was looking for a friend at the end, at the end of the line

 And it took me till the end of time

Chorus

 I was all out of luck like a duck, like a duck that died

 I was all out of juice like a moose, like a moose denied

 I was all out of money like a bunny that's broke

 I was all out of work like a jerk who's a joke

 And I was out of ideas, like I is, like I is,

 Like I is, like I is, I was out of ideas...of ideas

Verse 2

 I once had a dream of a gleam, of a gleam in my eye

 And I'll have it till the day I die

 I had a thought bubble of trouble, of trouble and strife

 And I'll have it for the rest of my life

Chorus

 I was all out of luck like a duck, like a duck that died

 I was all out of juice like a moose, like a moose denied

 I was all out of money like a bunny that's broke

 I was all out of work like a jerk who's a joke

 And I was out of ideas, like I is, like I is,

 Like I is, like I is, I was out of ideas...of ideas...of ideas...of ideas.