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Intro

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Verse 1

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit

and hangs around with me and my wife

but lately I've been feeling jealous

 each time she climbs on his knee

And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming

for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming

now I can't help but feeling jealous

 each time she climbs on his knee

 why must she climb on his knee

Chorus

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

she kissed him once and whispered in his ear

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

 I wish he would go he's breaking up my home

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Verse 2

She always had this twisted side to her

but she'd never drag my name around town

but lately she's been humming cheating songs

and I don't like that fat guy around

no I don't like that fat guy around

Chorus

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

she kissed him once and whispered in his ear

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

I wish he would go he's breaking up my home

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Trembling fear

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

I wish he would go he's breaking up my home

Coda