Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can
what's he like, it's not important,
particle man, is he a dot or is he a speck
When he's underwater does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead
Nobody knows, particle man
Chorus 1
Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates particle man,
they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man
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Verse 2
Universe Man, Universe Man, Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man, Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand
When they meet it's happy land. Powerful man, Universe man
Verse 3
Person man, Person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can, person man
Is he depressed, or is he a mess? does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man? degrated man,person man
Chorus 2
Triangle Man, Triangle man, Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight triangle wins. Triangle man