Number Three Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

 There's only tEwo songs in me and AI just wrote the tEhird

 Don't know wEhere I got the inspiration or hF♯ow I wrote the wBords

 Spent my whEole life just digging up my mAusic's shallow gErave

 For the F♯mtwo songs Ain me and the thBird one I just mEade

Verse 1

 A rAich man once told me -"hey, lEife's a funny thing"

 A pAoor man once told me that he cBan't afford to speak

 Now G♯I'm in the middle like a bAird without a beak

(Chorus)

Verse 2

So I went to the president and I asked old whats-his-name

Has he ever gotten writer's block or something like the same?

He just started talking like he was on T.V.

 "If there's justE two songs in ya boy, Bwhat do you want frEom me?"

Verse 3

So I bought myself some denim pants and a silver guitar

But I flatly told the ladies - you'll still have to call me 'sir'

'Cause I have to keep my self-respect or I'll never be a star

 Since there's just tEwo songs in me and thAis is

 Number thEree