Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 There's an ant crawling up your back in the nighttime

 There's an ant crawling up your back in the nighttime

 But you think that's okay while you're sleeping

Verse 2

 That ant crawled in your head in the nighttime

 That ant crawled in your head in the nighttime

 But you think that's okay while you're sleeping

Verse 3

 Someday, that ant, he will grow up to be President

 Someday, that ant, he will grow up to be President

 But you think that's okay while you're sleeping

Verse 4

 The President calls your name in the nighttime

 The President calls your name in the nighttime

 And that will spoil your dreams while you're sleeping

Verse 5

 The men ransack your house in the nighttime

 The men ransack your house in the nighttime

 As the ant crawls up your back while you're sleeping

(Crazy instrumental)