Standard (EADGBE)
*( Riff):
(Play this Riff whenever Am* is shown)
Chorus 1
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.
Verse 1
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
When he was busking he was all of the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well;
All the techniques that were de-veloped in Hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the Pick Of Destiny.
Chorus 2
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
Our tasty moves are better than a chicken Chow Mein.
Bridge 1
'Cos he who is sleezy, is easy to please-y,
And she who is juicy, must be Loose-y Goose-y
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.
Interlude
Break
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
But then he broke his tooth and thus the Demon said 'ow'!
Chorus 3
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
You know our Boogie's better than-a Citizen Kane.
Bridge 2
'Cos he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer,
And she who is Snarky, is full of marlarky.
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.
Solo
Bridge 3
'Cos if you're a diva, then go to Geneva,
And if you're a croney, then suck on my boney.
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie, it's called...
Outro
The Pick Of Des-ti-ny,
The Pick Of Des-ti-ny.
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