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Intro
A l ong ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
Th ere lived a humble family
Re ligious through and through.
But yea there was a black sheep,
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see of
Fu cking rocking all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align.
Oh the dragon's balls were blazin'
As I st epped into his cave.
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckali zing fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in a party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
You've disobeyed my orders son,
Why were you ever born ?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves h im more.
This music tha t you play for us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll' s the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull th e strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it wi ll bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cr y,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock.
My Father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am
S tuck here with my Dad...
I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Es cape your father's clutches,
On this oppressive neighborhood.
On a j ourney you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band!
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
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So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
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Rooooock!
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Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayay ayaye-yock.
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