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You don't always have to fuck her hard, In

Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.

Sometimes you gotta make some love

And fuckin give her some smooches too

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Sometimes you got to say please

Sometimes you got to say hey:

 I'm gonna fuck you .... softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

 I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly

 I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---

And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers

And then you say, Wait a minute sally!

I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?

That's fuckin' Teamwork!

What's your favorite posish?

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

 What's your favorite dish?

 I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

 And then I'm gonna love you completely

 And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely

 And then I'll fuckin bone you completely

 But then...

 I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!