Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Guitar #2 (on second time intro is played)

Verse

 Progresison:

never could be still for long

 and i could never hold a job

 coupled with a weakness for cocaine and liquor

 not much you can do for love

 when i met you i broke the mold

 i fell apart and combed my hair

 whiskey shakes for ten whole days

 stay off the streets at night for weeks

Chorus

i don't wanna be your catholic pagan now that you're here

we're counting on each other for love, survival, and everything else

Verse

please don't padlock your parent's bomb shelter

or fill her up with dust and ash

a landfill mecca for burnouts

and listless adolescent sour mash

i'm not saying that i've earned love

but i could really use it now

so turn out the lights over and over and over

we'll figure out the rest somehow

Chorus

i don't wanna be your russian bride not anymore

barack hussein obama would have a field day if he knew at all

soooooo we have to go

have to go