Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Take a look at my girlfriend

 She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

 I never seem to get a lot

  (or if you prefer)

Take a jumbo across the water

 Like to see America

See the girls in California

I'm hoping it's going to come true

 But there's not a lot I can do

 Could we have kippers for breakfast

 Mummy dear, Mummy dear

 They got to have 'em in Texas

 'Cause everyone's a millionaire

 I'm a winner, I'm a sinner

 Do you want my autograph

 I'm a loser, what a joker

I'm playing my jokes upon you

 While there's nothing better to do, hey

 Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do

 Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do

 La la la, la la la, la la la la

 Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend

 'Cause she's the only one I got

 Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend

 I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot

 Take a jumbo across the water

 Like to see America

 See the girls in California

 I'm hoping it's going to come true

 But there's not a lot I can do, hey

 Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do

 Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do

 Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um

 Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um

 La la la, la la la, la la la la