Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Patty Whitebull fell asleep for 15 years

Then unexpectedly she woke to joy and tears

She ordered pizza and then asked about her kids

They're all grown up now on the reservation grid

Chorus

Sidewalk serfer girl

 I'd do anything to catch you falling

Sidewalk surfer girl

 I'd do anything to be with you, sometimes

Verse

etc

Since Patty fell asleep things got so extreme

Surfer boys and girls searching for a dream

Paraglide from space die your bungee best

Set yourself alight whilst famine kills the rest

Riff

Possibly on keys or moog

Chorus

Sidewalk serfer girl

I'd do anything to catch you falling

Sidewalk surfer girl

I'd do anything to be with you, sometimes

Verse

When Patty's aunts don't know the uncles will have fun

She cruised the streets at night she left home on the run

(swell)

She never talks to me cos I'm a major yawn

(excuse me)

Return the difference don't retake me, I'm no pawn

Chorus

Sidewalk surfer girl

I'd do anything to catch you falling

Silent surfer girl

I'd do anything to catch you falling (X4)

(I dream of sidewalk surfer girl)