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!TUNE SLIGHTLY SHARP!

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Verse 1

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Hermann loves Pauline and Pauline loves Hermann,

They made love and gave birth to a little German.

They call him MC squared because he raps like no other,

An asthma sufferer like Ernesto Guevara.

Too much Monte Cristo Number Four,

 Pass the ventolin I need some more.

 'We have ways of making you think

 We have ways of making you think

 We have ways of making you think

 We have ways of making you think

 We have ways of making you think'

They told me over a drink.

Chorus 1

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They never noticed him at school they tell me

He kept himself to himself

 He used to sit and stare up at the ceiling

Hermann loves Pauline

 They never noticed him at school they tell me

He suffered poor health

He used to vacantly stare out the window. Feeling under?

Why__ do__ you__ do__ what__ they__ tell__ you?

Verse 2

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Marie Curie was Polish born but French bred (Ha! French bread!)

Of course she ended up dead, from radiation

Slow invisible suffocation

Down the twenty-four hour garage or any service station

I lead my life in a quest for information

Sensurrounded by pies and books

Middle

aged drivers and deranged cooks

Chorus 2

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They never noticed her at school, they tell me

She kept herself to herself.

 She used to sit and stare up at the ceiling

Hermann loves Pauline.

 They never noticed her at school, they tell me

She suffered poor health

She used to vacantly stare out the window. Feeling under?

Why__ do__ you__ do__ what__ they__ tell__ you?

Instrumental 1

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Verse 3

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(humming or ba ba baaaing!)

Chorus 3

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They never noticed her at school, they tell me

She kept herself to herself.

 She used to sit and stare up at the ceiling

Hermann loves Pauline.

 They never noticed him at school, they tell me

He suffered poor health

He used to vacantly stare out the window. Feeling under?

Instrumental 2

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Thanks Nick Elsby

For you 2.