Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
x 4
Verse 1
I had a soul transplant operation
Coz my bypass didn't function
So now I'm keeping on my toes
'Til I see your one man show
Chorus
Show me ma.....gic
Show me ma.....gic
Show me ma.....gic
Show me mad
Verse 2
Wouldn't it be nice to know
What the paper doesn't show
What the TV doesn't say
And what my hamster's ate today?
Chorus
Show me ma.....gic
Show me ma.....gic
Show me ma.....gic
Show me mad
Instrumental
x 4
Chorus
God! Show me ma.....gic
God! Show me ma.....gic
God! Show me ma.....gic
God! Show me mad
Chorus
Show me ma.....gic
Show me ma.....gic
Show me ma.....gic
Show me ma...gi.....c