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 I'm Greg I come from Sweeden,

I fought the world in two world wars,

 At Vietnam and Flanders too,

 I turned my back on the communist struggle,

Now I'm singing rock 'n' roll,

 You're sure, you're sure, you're sure?????

 NO MORE NONSENSE FROM SYDNEY NOBBY (?)

 I'm Greg I come from Belgium,

I know my stuff I know it well,

 At Vietnam and Afghanistan,

I did my bit I ate my mistakes,

 I turned my back on the communist struggle,

Now I'm singing Rock and Pop,

 You're sure, you're sure, you're sure????

YOU'VE A LOVELY MOUTH FOR PIZZA!!!!

 I'm Greg I come from Belgium,

I know my stuff I know it well,

 At Vietnam and Flanders too,

I fought my war I shot myself,

 I turned my back on the Third World struggle,

Now I'm singing corporate rock!

 You're sure, you're sure, you're sure,

DEEANUUNA PIGLO PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Hope that isn't too far off the mark.

Any alterations welcome especially on the lyrics.