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Here they come with their make-up on

 as lovely as the clouds, come and see them,

 Boys and girls and their mums and their words

 and their romances and jobs and their sons,

 Barking mad kids, lonely dads

 who drug it up to give it some meaning,

 From the raves to the council estates

 they're reminding us there's things to be done

 But you and me, all we want to be is lazy,

 you and me, so lazy...

Here they come gone 7am

getting satellite and Sky getting cable,

Bills and Bens and their mums and their friends

who just really, really want to be loved,

Uncle Teds and their legendary vests

helping out around the disabled,

From the flats and the maisonettes

they¹re reminding us there¹s things to be done

But you and me, all we want to be is lazy,

you and me, so lazy...

It¹s you and me, it¹s you and me, you and me...