Standard (EADGBE)

(VERSE 1)

 Well I just had a baby and it hurt like hell

Now all I have left is my ambition

 And I heard that we were fighting so I grabbed my gun

 And shot myself square in the toe

(CHORUS)

 Oh and ladadada dadadadada

 Well I have cried to bigger men than you

 Oh and ladadada dadadadada

 Well I have lied to better friends than you

(VERSE 2)

 Oh I was just a baby, my mother said son

Put on these old slacks and be a man

 Oh and the irony I guess, when I put on her favourite dress

 I could see myself beyond her perfect man, and then we

(CHORUS)

(GUITAR SOLO)

 Oh when I was just a baby, my mother said son

 There's no time in this world to love all man

 Hell so I took a bus out east and wore a cold heart on my sleeve

 And every chance I got I turned and ran, ran, ran

(CHORUS)

 Oh well I have lied to better friends than you

 Oh well I have lied to better friends than you, oh no

 Well I have lied to better friends than you

 I have lied to better friends than you, oh no