Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

There is none, it starts with a pickup

Verse

Verse

(use intro riff)

 This just in...where to begin

 Grin and bear, it's bare and grim

  Adoration, titillation, I'm the victim now

 Because she's figured me out

  she lights my candle, she has a handle on me

 It's going well but I'm scared as hell

 That she'll figure me out

 She thinks that it's scared to be naked

  But I don't care, 'cause she's had me there

 You see she's figured me out

Chorus

And I wanna shout at the top of my lungs now

But oh my God, if she hears me she'll come running in...

These are my hands, these are my faults

 These are my plans,

 These are my nasty little thoughts

I wrote 'em down for you to contemplate

at a later date

Bridge using Verse chords. Do a little lead in C#m pentatonic

Verse 2

(same idea as verse 1; I gave you the lyrics)

Well the word is out, what's it all about

Doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt

In moderation, this sensation would be fabulous

But she's figured me out

She's in my shower for an hour

She's just washin' and wonderin'

And trying to figure me out...

Chorus

same as before)

Psuedo Bridge: (not really a bridge)

It's a little bit of something that I feel...

Oh man, I just can't deal...

And other than this distance that has covered me

Can't you see that you have smothered me

Verse 3

Well, you're there, just stay out there

Just when I was on to something else

That's when she figured me out

Chorus and repeat the words "at a later date" ending with a C#m, B, A retard