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Intro

 I could have read

 A poem called

 Ozymandias

 To her instead

 I live for the moment

 It was a futile

 Gesture anyway

 I was here

 And she was here

 And being broad

 Of mind and hips

 We did the only

 Thing possible

I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death but

I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with

acid!

Normally, I wouldn't have minded

But I'm allergic to sulphuric acid

Besides, she had acne

And if you've got acne

Well, I apologise for disliking it intensely

 But it's understandable that ugly people have got complexes

I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance

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It's only the children or the fucking wealthy who tend be good looking!

 An ugly fart

 Attracts a good looking

Chick if he's got money

(repeat the above three times)

 repeat chords of (x17)

It's different for jews somehow

I'd like to see...a passionate...film between...the two ugliest

People in the world...when I say ugly...I don't mean rough looking

I mean hideous...don't tell me that...aesthetics are...subjective you

Just know the truth...when you see it...whatever it is...

(guitar simply plays the root notes!)

Mus - cle ... pow - er! (x4)

end on C5.