Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Just passed too bizarre

The organ grinder quips

Locked inside a barricade

How could you get in?

The admiral checks his thieves

To see what they'd done wrong

Wrapped it up in silly paper

Tacked it to the wall

He bore me...

 All could see... /

He bore me...

He tries to get his armies outside the trail

He knows his better part is outside of bail

He found me...

 All could see... /

He bore me...

Ten pounds, ten pounds

Ten pounds, ten pounds

The admiral checks the crowd

To see if they would mind

He knew it wasn't instigated

By his little frog

The rabbit chased the pig

Around their parking lot

Pony tail between his knees

Customary sot

He bore me...

All could see...

He found me...

All could see...

He bore me...