Standard (EADGBE)

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Second Verse:

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

 It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Bridge

Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a

Self made man

And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say

Please... Please...

Third Verse:

Trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see that it makes no sense at all

 Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Fourth Verse (no lyrics

Bridge again

Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a

Self made man

And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say

Please... Please...

First Verse Again :

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you