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 I'll tell you a story

 About a girl who came my way

 We upped and married

 Three kids, a dog in Sante Fe

Now she's gone I'm by myself

 I'm gonna join

sentimental institution

 I'm gonna pack

 Pack all my little old blues away

 But I didn't stay left on the shelf

Mrs. Johnson from Wisconsin

She's a widow, plain to see

 And Minnesota from Dakota

Likes the way I make her tea

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Sweet as candy

 I'm gonna join

sentimental institution

 No-one to stop me

 From playing Benny Goodman all day

 So if you want romance

Just step my way

 The band starts to play

I can thrill her

With Glenn Miller

Or a song from

Louis Armstrong

With Jim Dorsey

Or Arty Shaw, we

Know this magic can't go wrong

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Old and lovely

She's so wealthy

But so ugly

I've gone crazy

 Someone help me do