Waiting Chords

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Verse 1

EmIt’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait C7M

 It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state Am

 The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great B7

I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate...

Chorus 1

 Waiting Emfor my AIDS test to cCome back

 I shoDuldn’t have fucked that prostitute withB7out a prophylactic

 Waiting Emfor my AIDS test to cCome back

 RegrDet is dripping from me like my sB7emen down her crack

 And now I wEmait

Verse 2

EmMy nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat C7M

 I know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a chat” Am

 At least I’ll never worry about getting... fat B7

  (stop) N/C

I should think positive – no, wait, I didn’t say that!

Chorus 2

 Waiting Emfor my AIDS test to cCome back

 I neDver should have blown the tranny B7in my Cadillac

 Waiting Emfor my AIDS test to cCome back

 I just hDad to taste that sweet, forbidden nB7ectar from his sack

EmAnd now I wait…

Verse 3

EmIs it over, will my jersey be retired? C7M

 Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? Am

 Did I make a difference, was my life inspired? B7

 N/C

Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired?

Chorus 3

 Waiting Emfor my AIDS test to cCome back

 EDating assholes shouldn’t be an aB7phrodisiac

 Waiting Emfor my AIDS test to cCome back

DIf I’m clean I swear to God I wB7ill stop shooting smack... probably

Interlude

Em A Asus4 A

Bridge

 BEmoys and girls, don't bAe nAsus4ieve -A tEmake it from your UAncle Asus4Steve A

 AEmIDS cares not whom iAt aAsus4ffects;A caEmught from unprotAected Asus4sex A

 SEmharing needles, blAood or Asus4spit, Aor pEmiss or semen, AevenAsus4 shit A

 From hEmandshakes, sneezes, tAoilet Asus4seats A

 From mEmonkey bites and uncAooked Asus4meats A

 From dEmirty coins and drAeadlocked Asus4hair A

 From cEmertain children iAn dayAsus4care A

 From drEminking water, brAeathing Asus4air A

 I tEmell you, AIDS is eAveryAsus4where (!A)

PRE-OUTRO:

 Oh GCod, I can't take aDnymore!

 I thCink I'll run right oDut that door!

 But wCait, the nurse comes strDaight away!

 TCell me, what does mDy test say...?

Outro

 I’m okEay!

 ID’m okEay!

 ID’m okEay!

 It’s jDust chlamEydia...

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