Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Thank you all for coming to my show

You’ve been great but now I have to go

Everyone had a super-time I hope

Some songs tend to push the other lobe

Chorus

These are things that I have said,

But there are voices in my head,

And if you could hear them,

This is what they'd say.

Verse

Thank you all for coming to my show

(Oh, it hurts you bastards didn’t laught at

my new nazi song and)

You’ve been great but now I have to go

(Go and ask that girl in front to come

backstage and show her thong and)

Everyone had a super-time I hope

(I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus

that fucker)

Some songs tend to push the other lobe

(Open up you eyes, you wife and

girlfriend both showed up, you sucker)

Chorus

There are voices in my head,

(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you’re such a hack)

Saying things that should be said

(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you need prozac)

I just hope that they will

(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)

Go away

(No we wont-)

Verse

Thank you all for coming to my show

(Oh, it hurts you bastards didn’t laught at

my new nazi song and)

(I have to take a piss)

(God i hope there’s cocaine left backstage)

You’ve been great but now I have to go

(Go and ask that girl in front to come

backstage and show her thong and)

(Why did I sign up for this?)

(God i hope there’s cocaine left

backstage)

Everyone had a super-time I hope

(I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus

that fucker)

(Maybe some on the shelf)

(I really, really hope there’s cocaine left

backstage)

Some songs tend to push the other lobe

(Open up you eyes, you wife a girlfriend

both showed up, you sucker)

(You should just kill yourself)

(He is right, you should kill yourself)

Chorus

There are voices in my head,

(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you’re such a mess)

Saying things that should be said

(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you’re talent-less)

I just hope that they will

(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)

Go away

(No we wont-)

Outro

No they won’t go away

(never go away)

(never go away)

They’re here to stay

(we’re here to stay)

(here to stay)

They say I’m gay

(you’re gay)

(you’re gay)

I say ”no way”

(you’re gay)

(no way)

(you’re gay)

Okay, I’m gay!