Standard (EADGBE)

 INTRO

Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing

 The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting

Just don't take it personally, this is no attack

 But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white

 I only like black girls the brown girls, the café au lait

Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away

If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy

  <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)

But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

 INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS

 Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead

 I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread

 Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right

I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white

 I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf&eacute; au lait

 A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.

 If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out

  <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)

It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

 INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS

 Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory",

 and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree

 But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class

  (PAUSE)

 It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass

 I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf&eacute; au lait

 A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away

If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth

  <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)

The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.

 INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS

  Thomas Jefferson

  Robert DeNiro

  David Bowie

  To certain extent

  Ted Dansen

  Strom Thurman!!!

  Strom Thurman!!!

  Yeeeahh...