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I made love you all night long

Then I got up to write you a song

I watched you sleepin, I feel in love, you must have been sent from heaven above

Don't think you could never do no wrong...then you farted

Oh girl you farted

First I thought that it was kinda cute

I surpressed a smile when I heard your girl poot

Then the smell came wafting by, brought a little tear drop to my eye,

I think I'll go sleep out on the couch...'cause you farted.

You can make milk curdle, make your skin crawl, make the paint peel of the wall

I won't sleep under them covers no more since the hot winds blew from out your

 backdoor.

Baby, it sure has been a gas

But I can't live life a-fearin of your ass

So I gathered up my clothes and my old dog, Bill

Move back to my house at the top of the hill,

Well boy, I guess it's just you and me...then you farted.

Drew