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Intro
Verse 1
PICKED [Figure 1]
She gotta smile, yeah, She gotta smile
And she's flashin' it right at me
She gotta wink, a wink across the bar
And I know that it's meant to be
She gotta walk, ooh, she walkin' over
And I think it could be my day
She gotta ... friend. Eeeew, she's got a friend
Pre-chorus 1
STRUMMED
Why's she standin' in her way?!?
It's her big fat friend!
Oh God there's always one!
(Big fat friend!)
To spoil my fucking fun!
Chorus 1
STRUMMED
Well baby, baby, baby, if it's boots you wanna knock
Leave your chubbly friend at home because she's gonna block the cock...
Now I'm afraid of no man, With any I'll contend
But I cannot compete... with your Big Fat Friend
Interlude
Verse 2
PICKED [Figure 2]
So Big Fat Friend.. Ah, we meet again
You won't leave her alone, no
You roll your eyes; make sarcastic comments
While your suckin' on that chicken bone, yeah!
Verse 2
Continued): STRUMMED
But that's okay
You think you've won the battle
But I tend to dissagree
See, I know you
And your Achilles Heel
And he's standing next to me
My Non-Discriminating Friend
Pre-chorus 2
STRUMMED
So what that you're a cow?
(Non-Discriminating Friend!)
I'll fuck you any how...
Chorus 2
STRUMMED
I know he's no looker and he's had a couple o' rounds
But with every shot of Jäger, hey, you loose a couple o' pounds...
Now baby, baby, baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal, and your Big Fat friend!