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Intro

Verse 1

PICKED [Figure 1]

 She gotta smile, yeah, She gotta smile

 And she's flashin' it right at me

 She gotta wink, a wink across the bar

 And I know that it's meant to be

 She gotta walk, ooh, she walkin' over

 And I think it could be my day

 She gotta ... friend. Eeeew, she's got a friend

Pre-chorus 1

STRUMMED

 Why's she standin' in her way?!?

 It's her big fat friend!

Oh God there's always one!

 (Big fat friend!)

 To spoil my fucking fun!

Chorus 1

STRUMMED

 Well baby, baby, baby, if it's boots you wanna knock

 Leave your chubbly friend at home because she's gonna block the cock...

 Now I'm afraid of no man, With any I'll contend

 But I cannot compete... with your Big Fat Friend

Interlude

Verse 2

PICKED [Figure 2]

So Big Fat Friend.. Ah, we meet again

You won't leave her alone, no

You roll your eyes; make sarcastic comments

 While your suckin' on that chicken bone, yeah!

Verse 2

Continued): STRUMMED

 But that's okay

 You think you've won the battle

 But I tend to dissagree

 See, I know you

 And your Achilles Heel

 And he's standing next to me

 My Non-Discriminating Friend

Pre-chorus 2

STRUMMED

 So what that you're a cow?

 (Non-Discriminating Friend!)

 I'll fuck you any how...

Chorus 2

STRUMMED

 I know he's no looker and he's had a couple o' rounds

 But with every shot of Jäger, hey, you loose a couple o' pounds...

 Now baby, baby, baby bring the evening to an end

 Just you and me and my pal, and your Big Fat friend!

Outro