Standard (EADGBE)
Intro dialogue
I got a call from my old writing partner.. Jeff... and you know..
we were kinda drinkin talkin to each other on the phone and
he goes Ya know I betcha that I can name a subject that you
cant write a song about. I said Alright fucker, let's hear
it, what da ya got? And he goes How bout, uh, a homeless
guy. And I said easy. And he said who is French
LAUGHTER
Lets give it a shot.. If this doesnt go over I owe him a
lot of money.
My story is so tiresome (tiresome)
Back in France I was rich as they come (as they come)
But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health
Now I live with zee filth and zee scum (and zee scum)
Im Pierre the only French bum in New York
When I open my Boones Farm I still schniff zee cork.
So have you a quarter, Im begging you please
I have to have wine with my government cheese.
I really should bid you adieu (adieu)
Im feeling a bit sac le blu (sac le blu)
My life is a hell I give off a bad smell
but Im French oh thats always been true. PIU!!!
FYI: I enjoyed this song so much that I wanted to
figure it out and play it for my friends an fam.
This is my first-ever post online of a tab/chord.
I use this site often especially for Lynch chords
so I felt that it would be right to give back.