Standard (EADGBE)

Intro dialogue

I got a call from my old writing partner.. Jeff... and you know..

we were kinda drinkin talkin to each other on the phone and

he goes “Ya know I betcha that I can name a subject that you

can’t write a song about.” I said “Alright fucker, let's hear

it, what da ya got?” And he goes “ How ‘bout, uh, a homeless

guy.” And I said “easy”. And he said “who is French

” LAUGHTER

Let’s give it a shot.. If this doesn’t go over I owe him a

lot of money.

 My story is so tiresome… (tiresome)

 Back in France I was rich as they come… (as they come)

 But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health

 Now I live with zee filth and zee scum… (and zee scum)

 I’m Pierre the only French bum in New York

 When I open my Boone’s Farm I still schniff zee cork.

 So have you a quarter, I’m begging you please

 I have to have wine with my government cheese.

 I really should bid you adieu… (adieu)

 I’m feeling a bit sac le blu… (sac le blu)

 My life is a hell I give off a bad smell

 but I’m French oh that’s always been true. PIU!!!

FYI: I enjoyed this song so much that I wanted to

figure it out and play it for my friends an fam.

This is my first-ever post online of a tab/chord.

I use this site often especially for Lynch chords

so I felt that it would be right to give back.