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+ This file is Jordan Lappings own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
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NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barré or power chord.
CHORDS USED
Intro
Verse 1
It's College time again, September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high
Pre-chorus 1
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
She says, "But wait, Professor.
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...
Chorus 1
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor!
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man...
Interlude
Verse 2
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...
Pre-chorus 2
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay-test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...
Chorus 2
I'm the bad professor,
I'm the bad professor!
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad... man!