Standard (EADGBE)

I came down to the breakfast table

Felt like I could cry

Tried so hard but wasn't able

To look you in the eye

For I am feeling so much shame

Yes I have brought disgrace

Can tell I soiled my good name

By the look upon your face

 Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

No use denyin it, I was really crankin it

Dry your eyes don't be so sad

If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad

(A, E, D, E for a measure)

I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door

With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor

Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise

Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes

 Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

No use denyin it, I was really crankin it

Dry your eyes don't be so sad

But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had

(A, E, D, E for 2 measures)

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish

So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish

Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand

If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

 Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

No use denyin it, I was really crankin it

Dry your eyes don't be so sad

Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad

Talk to me dad

(A, E, D, E for 1 progression)

Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice)

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty

So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30

 Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

No use denyin it, I was really crankin it

Dry your eyes don't be so sad

But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been

Just because it was your bed it's not that

Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad

Talk to me dad