Standard (EADGBE)

Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---|

Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|

D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|

Intro

Here we are, dear old friends

You and i, drunk again

laughs have been had and tears have been shed

maybe the whisky has gone to my head

Chorus

 but if i were gay

 i would give you my heart

 and if i were gay

 you'd be my work of art

 and if i were gay

 we would swim in romance

 but im not gay

 so get your hand out of my pants

Intro

 2x- , , , *

Verse

 Its not that i dont care, i do

 i just dont see myself in you

 another time, another scene

 i'd be right behind you

 if you know what i mean

Chorus

 cuz if i were gay

 i would give you my soul

 and if i were gay

 i would give you my whole being

 and if i were gay

 we would tear down the walls

But I'm Not gay

 so wont you stop cupping my...hand

Intro

 2x- , , , *

 we've never hugged,we've never kissed

 i've never been intimate with your fist

 But you have opened brand new doors

 get over here and

drop your Drawers

I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the

he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G

eigth notes. Happy Hunting.