Standard (EADGBE)
Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---|
Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|
D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|
Intro
Here we are, dear old friends
You and i, drunk again
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
Chorus
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants
Intro
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Verse
Its not that i dont care, i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time, another scene
i'd be right behind you
if you know what i mean
Chorus
cuz if i were gay
i would give you my soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my...hand
Intro
2x- , , , *
we've never hugged,we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
But you have opened brand new doors
get over here and
drop your Drawers
I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the
he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G
eigth notes. Happy Hunting.