Standard (EADGBE)

When you play the intro and the verse, play the chords like this:

Intro

x4

Verse 1

She's part girl, she's part boy

She's got parts that everyone can enjoy

She's got more, she's got less

She's got her manhood tucked in her dress

x4

Verse 2. (play like previous verse)

x 2

Chorus

She wears lace, and she wears flannel

She watches football and the lifetime channel

What's that bulge under her nighty

It must be hermaphrodite

Yeah

Verse 3

Some things are white, some things are black

Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back

But she's still beautiful, she's still fine

It's too bad her package is bigger than mine

x2

Chorus. (play like other chorus)

After that, sing hermaphrodite a bunch of times and play the intro.

Thats it. Email me with comments. Later.